Call this one a “coo” for Customs agents at the Lewiston-Queenston Bridge. Forget drugs or weapons….they caught a pigeon smuggler!
Really. Pigeons. Agents say they became suspicious of the guy, who told them he was returning to the US from a visit to Hamilton. When they searched his luggage, they say they found three live pigeons wrapped in newspaper and hidden in his clothing.
Really. Pigeons. Agents say they became suspicious of the guy, who told them he was returning to the US from a visit to Hamilton. When they searched his luggage, they say they found three live pigeons wrapped in newspaper and hidden in his clothing.
According to Customs, Mr. Bird Brain is a US citizen who was born in Serbia. Apparently that fact is important. Do Serbians have a thing for birds? The guy told agents he collects pigeons as a hobby. Dude….try stamps or coins.
The pigeons were turned over to the Department of Agriculture, which will probably set them free so they can crap on our cars.
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