So much for THAT rumor

Apparently that WASN’T Michael Vick spotted at the Buffalo Airport after all. Apparently everyone who passed along the rumor heard it from someone who heard it from someone who was actually in Philadelphia, not Buffalo.

So why did so many people pass along the rumor? And why did they pass it along so confidently, so sure it was true? Did they really believe that their friend’s buddy’s father’s ex-wife’s gardener’s cousin REALLY SAW MICHAEL VICK? And when they told you that their cousin’s neighbor’s uncle’s son works for the Bills and he says they’re signing Vick, did you really believe them?

Oh well, it was fun for a while. But we still have TO….and there are sure to be rumors about him too. In fact, a friend of mine already told me that his aunt’s boss’s cousin’s coach’s girlfriend is friends with this girl who’s a hooker and…..oh, never mind.

Quick, sign Vick!

Can the Buffalo Bills PLEASE just go ahead and sign Michael Vick so we can stop hearing all those “Vick was spotted at the Buffalo Airport” rumors.

Get real. Every person on the planet has a cellphone, and every cellphone on the planet has a built-in camera. Don’t you think if your buddy’s friend’s girlfriend’s cousin REALLY spotted Vick in Buffalo, he would have taken a picture and it would be all over the internet like the video of the old lady being tasered.

Oh and by the way, I saw Vick on Chippewa Street last night. Marshawn Lynch was driving him around.