At least he's not teaching ethics

Imagine this job posting for a college professor. Wanted: experienced politician who lost his job in a sex scandal involving high-priced hookers. Must be willing to give students extra personal attention, especially the female ones.

Introducing the latest high-profile addition to higher education. Yep, Eliot Spitzer. Our former governor, who resigned in disgrace when his private kinkiness became public knowledge, has now joined the adjunct faculty at the City College of New York. And get this….HE’S TEACHING LAW!

Spitzer will teach a weekly three-hour course in law and public policy. Yeah, he’s the right guy for that one. Apparently Remorse 101 was already taken.

The former Love Guv will be paid the standard adjunct rate, $98.43 per hour. That’s at least a thousand dollars an hour less than he used to shell out.

Disrobed & disgraced

I know, boys will be boys. If you’re going to have a guys-only convention, chances are you’re going to have prostitutes. Hookers and conventions go together like…well…hookers and conventions. And if you have to bring them in from out of state….what’s the big deal?

Well, when A RETIRED JUDGE is helping to make arrangements for the ladies of the evening to spend a few evenings with the guys….and he’s the one transporting them across state lines….and one of them happens to be AN ILLEGAL ALIEN…..now you’re talking about a big deal. Wouldn’t you think he might say “Guys, this is like against the law….I really shouldn't do this”.

That’s why the judge got the book thrown at him. Retired State Supreme Court Justice Ronald Tills was sentenced to 18 months in prison. Tills, who pleaded guilty, told the court he was embarrassed and ashamed. HE SHOULD BE. He was a judge. How many people he sent to prison did things that weren’t nearly this bad?

The prostitutes were brought in for the Buffalo chapter of the Royal Order of Jesters. Yes, those Jesters are a fun bunch.

By the way, Tills was known for his tough sentences when he was a judge. Lucky for him, he’s going to serve his time in a federal prison….so he probably won’t bump into anyone who might hold a grudge against him.