Sex in the City

Now this might attract people to downtown Buffalo!

It seems there’s this new hotel in New York City that overlooks an elevated park....but the people in the park are getting a much better view than the guests in the hotel. That’s because the hotel rooms have floor-to-ceiling windows….and the guests aren’t very shy. A lot of them are doing the nasty right in front of the window….in plain view of folks in park.

Needless to say, a number of people in the neighborhood are outraged over this lack of decorum. But just as many people think it’s great. One guy says it’s just like watching Wild Kingdom…except of course he’s watching people have sex instead of baboons.

The hotel says it will try to remind guests that the windows do have curtains on them. But when the place opened, they made this one of their big attractions….they even asked guests to share their pictures.

By the way, the hotel received an award from a New York arts society for the best new building erected last year. Yes, it was quite an erection.

"Bare" spotted in park

If you’re going to have sex in public, show a little consideration. A Lockport man and woman were arrested the other night in Outwater Park after police say they saw the couple having sex ON A PICNIC TABLE. Eeewwww! People eat off those tables! (Of course who in their right mind uses a picnic table at a public park and doesn’t use a tablecloth?)

This all happened after the park was closed. Thank goodness for that. According to the cops, they saw a suspicious car parked in the park, and when they turned on their spotlight, they spotted the show. So I’m thinking….if they had their car, why didn’t they just use the backseat? Maybe that’s too tacky. Picnic tables are much more elegant.

Anyway, after police stopped the couple mid-thrust, they charged them with public lewdness and loitering. The two horndogs were released without bail.

This does give a new meaning to “picnic basket”.