Friday, July 31, 2009

Buffalo: a great place to get your skunk on

You know that creep hitting on all the chicks on Chippewa? He might be getting lucky more than you think.

Forbes Magazine has come out with its annual list of the country’s best cities for singles. And Buffalo is number 18. Way to go! We’re ahead of places like Las Vegas, Orlando, Houston, and even Miami.

Those of you who score about as often as the Bills might be wondering how Forbes came up with the ranking. They looked at things like coolness, culture, nightlife, and how many single people there are compared to the entire population. It turns out we’re third in culture, fifth in nightlife, and seventh in singles. We’re only 21st in coolness, but that’s okay….we know how cool we are.

Now we need a good marketing campaign. How about “Buffalo: your place or mine?"

2 comments:

  1. Lol! I like the marketing campaign. Excellent!

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  2. Did you know that Salt Lake City beat us? Salt Lake! Those horny Mormons!

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