Tuesday, September 8, 2009

High-caliber stupidity

Whenever there’s a debate about gun control, someone is bound to say “Guns don’t kill people. People kill people.” Let me modify that a little. “Guns aren’t stupid. People are stupid.”

As a result, Niagara Falls police are now looking for a bunch of stolen guns, and the guys who stole them.

The owner told police three shotguns, three rifles, and some ammunition were stolen while he was away over the weekend. But apparently the thieves didn’t break in….they were invited. You see, the guy’s step-daughter told the cops she had a few “male friends” over, and left them alone from time to time. But she says they promised her they wouldn’t touch the guns.

Yeah, that’s a promise to believe….if you’re an idiot.

1 comment:

  1. I saw the title of this post and thought you we're talking about yourselves. I was wrong.

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