I’m not usually interested in the sexual habits of Canadians….unless of course you’re talking about someone like Rachel McAdams or Elisha Cuthbert….but there’s a new study about what our neighbors to the north are doing beneath the sheets, and it’s kind of interesting.
Apparently condoms are about as popular in Canada as American beer. Many single, sexually active Canadians are skipping the raincoat because they think monogamy will protect them from STD’s. Yeah, that’s a good strategy. UNLESS YOUR PARTNER IS INFECTED! Or maybe your partner isn’t as monogamous as you. You might think you’re safe, but you’re sleeping with a cesspool of sexual diseases.
And you know the theory that people get smarter as they get older? Not in Canada….researchers found that condom use declined with age. (of course other things decline with age too….but that’s another story)
So get ready….in a few months, or maybe a year, we can report on the outbreak of STD’s sweeping Canada faster than a curling champion’s broom.
Apparently condoms are about as popular in Canada as American beer. Many single, sexually active Canadians are skipping the raincoat because they think monogamy will protect them from STD’s. Yeah, that’s a good strategy. UNLESS YOUR PARTNER IS INFECTED! Or maybe your partner isn’t as monogamous as you. You might think you’re safe, but you’re sleeping with a cesspool of sexual diseases.
And you know the theory that people get smarter as they get older? Not in Canada….researchers found that condom use declined with age. (of course other things decline with age too….but that’s another story)
So get ready….in a few months, or maybe a year, we can report on the outbreak of STD’s sweeping Canada faster than a curling champion’s broom.
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