If you’re going to have sex in public, show a little consideration. A Lockport man and woman were arrested the other night in Outwater Park after police say they saw the couple having sex ON A PICNIC TABLE. Eeewwww! People eat off those tables! (Of course who in their right mind uses a picnic table at a public park and doesn’t use a tablecloth?)
This all happened after the park was closed. Thank goodness for that. According to the cops, they saw a suspicious car parked in the park, and when they turned on their spotlight, they spotted the show. So I’m thinking….if they had their car, why didn’t they just use the backseat? Maybe that’s too tacky. Picnic tables are much more elegant.
Anyway, after police stopped the couple mid-thrust, they charged them with public lewdness and loitering. The two horndogs were released without bail.
This does give a new meaning to “picnic basket”.
This all happened after the park was closed. Thank goodness for that. According to the cops, they saw a suspicious car parked in the park, and when they turned on their spotlight, they spotted the show. So I’m thinking….if they had their car, why didn’t they just use the backseat? Maybe that’s too tacky. Picnic tables are much more elegant.
Anyway, after police stopped the couple mid-thrust, they charged them with public lewdness and loitering. The two horndogs were released without bail.
This does give a new meaning to “picnic basket”.
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