Hillary, change your channel

You just knew this was coming. When Bill Clinton became a hero for getting those American hostages out of North Korea, you just knew something was gonna happen with Hillary. She’s been quiet for so long….but now she’s back, and she’s bad.

The Secretary of State went bongo in the Congo when a question was translated incorrectly…..and it ended up asking her what her husband thought.

Is it wrong of me to use the B-word about Hillary? NOPE! She was bitchy. That’s the only way to describe it.

Now everyone is all “Oh, she was tired. She’s been to all these countries.” THAT’S HER JOB! She’s the Secretary of State. She lost her cool with a reporter. What if she was on the phone with Putin and he made some crack about Monica Lewinsky. If Hillary lost her cool then would we be bombing the Kremlin?

Imagine when Bill & Hillary finally talk again. She’d be like “Bill, it’s not fair. I do all this work and you swoop in on your white horse and rescue the hostages and get all the credit and you’re a hero and I’m nothing.” He’d be like, “Hill, chill. This is why people don’t like you. This is why you’re not president.”

Speaking of the president, what’s he thinking today? He probably thought making Hillary Secretary of State got her totally out of the way and he could concentrate on keeping Joe Biden muzzled.

But this channeling thing gives me an idea. Forget changing the channel…use the mute button on Hillary.