Call this one a Chautauqua County version of West Side Story, only instead of the Jets and the Sharks you have the Dunkirk Dudes and the Fredonia Freaks, and instead of Maria you have two Brocton girls who invited a bunch of guys who don’t get along to an underage drinking party.
So you just know it had to end up this way. Fights break out, one guy threatens people with a knife, another gets a fractured skull when he’s hit in the head with a board….and three dudes end up being arrested.
Apparently when it comes to proper drinking party etiquette in Chautauqua County, you don’t mix Dunkirk & Fredonia factions….they go together about as well as gin and coke.
This could have all been prevented if the girls had just contacted Miss Manners before sending out their invitations.
So you just know it had to end up this way. Fights break out, one guy threatens people with a knife, another gets a fractured skull when he’s hit in the head with a board….and three dudes end up being arrested.
Apparently when it comes to proper drinking party etiquette in Chautauqua County, you don’t mix Dunkirk & Fredonia factions….they go together about as well as gin and coke.
This could have all been prevented if the girls had just contacted Miss Manners before sending out their invitations.
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