This one has almost everything we need for a good country song. We have a tractor, and we have a dumb thief. If only we had a woman who done somebody wrong.
And it comes to us from the police blotter in Amherst of all places. Police say they arrested the man who stole a lawn tractor after it DIED ON HIM while he was driving it away from the scene of the crime. It gets better. The owner saw his tractor being driven away, so he followed it. I mean, how fast can a lawn tractor go?
After it conked out, Bubba took off on foot…..and police say when they tracked him down to his house, WHICH IS JUST DOWN THE STREET, they found the key to the tractor in a garbage can. Good move!
The guy faces a pair of felony charges….and we’re just waiting for them to make another Dukes of Hazzard movie, so we can submit this for the plot.
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