Sunday, August 30, 2009

A really cheesy crime

Okay, this one has all the elements of a great story. A stupid criminal, drunk driving, and Velveeta!

The star of the story is a shoplifting suspect from Niagara Falls. He is accused of stealing a couple blocks of Velveeta cheese from a Wilson Farms store. Why would someone do that? I can understand having a desperate need to feed your family….but in this case, that does not appear to be the reason. Not when the guy is pulled over and charged with felony DWI.

Oh and by the way, he’s also charged with running a red light. Memo to shoplifters: stealing is certainly a crime….but in this case it was just petit larceny. Drive carefully when you leave….the traffic charges are a lot worse.

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